Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Her!

Future Inmate: CR207260

After a protracted guerrilla war in the east region of the compound, the subject succumbed to parental influence and decided to sleep.

Personally, I think the pressure got to her after our piece in the press yesterday. Her people caught wind that we’d outed her barbaric attacks on our slumber. Public sentiment shifts, and you know how these things go.